It's speculation time!
So they got it right the first time, is what you're telling me
...Or, the specifications that will devour many PCs
Well, his voice actor says it, anyway
Teams up with groups like E-Sports League, Feminist Frequency, and Girls Who Code
Avoid if you want to make progress in your backlog.
You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry...
Potentially, Destiny will finally receive the content we've all been waiting for.
Unveil might be a bad word for it, since we knew it was happening anyway
Fear the cuteness of miniature consoles!
The horror that sells for a lot of money!
For those interested in the culinary world within video games.
Come get your end of the year bestsellers!
Working on a mysterious new project as we speak
Time to practice before the real show!
If you have the equipment and engineering talent, anyway
And we also have more control over them, too!
That surprise feels more like coal in gamers' stockings.
Another innovative one, undoubtedly.
It comes complete with a candy bar.
Also: Guns, Death, more Explosions
As well as a good jolly laugh or ten.
Next thing you know, they will send you chocolates with a free copy of Halo 5.
When the Undead and Technology Collide...
As if we need any more reasons so perpetuate our backlog.