Are any of these NOT about the apocalypse?
How the frell do we get home?!
You may want to invest in extra pants.
Just in case, I'm only in it 'til the bass drops.
Insta-buy here!
Find your inner child and go!
And now we wait almost another 365 days.
This is so tear-inducing.
If you don't got 4k, you got no chance.
I feel as if Microsoft sorta shot its own foot with the Xbox One now.
Sometimes, evil is playable.
Frantic sword fights have never been so beautiful.
Let's just make the robots do all the work.
Long awaited and finally here.
Ready for another action-RPG?
Yeeee Doggies! Let's shoot some...
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It's exactly what you think it's going to be!
Several hours of announcements compressed into a few choice paragraphs.
Try playing it while hiding in a closet.