Fighters Face Phallic Features in Soulcalibur 6 Online

Soulcalibur VI has finally released. And with it, we see... Lizard Penis.

Fans of the fighting game series already know about the Create a Soul feature, which lets players create their own fighters, their combat style, weapons, and even customize their looks. This leads to some creative cameos, like pop music artist Carley Rae Jepsen. 

Though if you give a troll a cookie, they'll shape it into a dong. In this specific example, a video posted by Twitter User Alt Zero, one online fighter was wielding their own LizardMan mock-up, with a heart, apple, and cylinder item conveniently placed around the goober zone. While we're at it, why not have the character emulate Voldo's uncomfortably erotic hip thrusting?

You can see the video clip yourself if you really want. WARNING: It does, in fact, feature a lizard man with a meat snake.

Of course, Alt Zero is only one of many folks who have come across the non-consensual corn cob. While the game itself is rated T for Teen, interactions like this are exactly why they have the "online interactions not rated by the ESRB" disclaimer.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Soulcalibur VI is available now on PlayStation 4, Windows PC and Xbox One.