Customer Rights Groups Subverted by ISP Providers

There's some very serious news regarding the Net Neutrality debate that has just fallen on my lap.  Apparently, large ISP trade groups have started sponsoring and, subsequently, funding large consumer rights groups and manipulating their stance to better align with their own objective of destroying net neutrality.  The controversy sparked when Senator John Sununu and former Congressman Harold Ford of Broadband for America, a group "dedicated to ensuring every American citizen has high quality access to the Internet wrote essays in support for the abolition of net...
 
...excuse me for a moment...
 
...breaking news, a more pressing report has just been handed to me:  Im being told the 2011 Pigeon Dating Sim "Hatoful Boyfriend" is getting a modern update!  I repeat, Hatoful Boyfriend is getting remade!
 

 
Hato Boyfriend had a limited release in the states back in 2011, both as a demo then eventually as a full title with an epilogue.  The game follows the adventures of you, the only human being St. PigeoNation, a prestigious bird school with your childhood friend (who is a bird), Ryouta.  While youre there, you can meet and interact with your fellow classmates and teachers and possibly form unbreakable bonds of love, romance, and obsession.
 
Now, while it was certainly a unique and profoundly unforgettable game, the English version had a great deal of faultsthe translation was spotty, and didnt work (or barely worked with) Windows 7, Vista, or Mac OS above 10.6.  But this new, updated version hopes to remedy those problems as well as the problems we gamers have in our souls.  According to Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker,
 

"Our research shows that consumer fatigue for space marines and dragons is at an all-time high - gamers are ready for something new and fresh.  Semi-realistic pigeon dating simulations are the next great frontier in video games."

 
The game will launch this summer on Steam, GoG, and Humble, as well as any other digital store you can imagine would host such content.  It will also have improved art and music.