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Hi, I just joined. Nice to have a local gamer related website. I have to say I'm one of the most average skilled gamers EVER. In fact I can say I am the most EPIC mediocre player ever. You cannot compete with my mediocrity. I will pwn you every single time you try to beat me at Q3:A 2nd-31st place player. I dare you to lose before me in Supreme Commander OR Starcraft not on purpose. Just watch and fathom at the brain process it takes to go rushing into an open field in Gears of War with the sniper rifle picked up by you, or rushing to cap the POC in B.Field 2142 when you know there's a VTOL noob taking aim at me as I move. Yes. I'm that *good*. You WANT me on your team because I, besides my leet haxor brother, am the only one of 2-3 people on your team that will actually win the game for you through shear average chance. Well with that bragging out of the way, I just wanted to take a few seconds and just list out some games off the top of my head I've been playing since I started my mediocre PC career back in the mid 90's (the '87 Commodore 64 shall not be mentioned): On the PC: - F-18 Hornet 3.0 (yes I'm a Paki and I flew FA-18s in a pc sim... NOOO I didn't always fly it into stuff...) () - Doom, D2, Ult. Doom, Quake, Q2, Q3A - Duke Nuken 3D shareware - Line Wars shareware (old DOS 3d space fighter..oh yeah) - AT-Robots 2.10 - Janes F/A-18 Super Hornet - Total Annihilation, TA:CC, TA:K - Red Alert 2 - Earth 2140, 2150, The Moon Project - Dark Reign 2 - Mech Warrior 2,3, 4, Mercs, MC 2 - Supreme Commander - Battle Field 2, BF:2142, BF:BC2 (PC) - Gears of War - Guild Wars - All sorts of dorky RTS turn based etc, RPG etc - And yes I even fell victim to WoW for about a year before getting bored of it...Never did reach lvl 80.... Just your average level 70 with barely 5 purples. And loads of other crap like Primal Rage, Mortal Kombat 12345678, Sonic , Mario etc etc. My brother beats me at everything I posted up there. EVERYTHING. OK except the flight sims. Oh and I like cars. I drive an Altima Coupe. Ok doke. I'm done for now. Oh, and I have a somewhat kind of passion for R/C models. I own a few 4wd, 2wd brushless/lipo powered trucks buggies, and Monster Trucks. And yes..I do have one heli, and a handful of ... r/c airplanes. And I do still manage to keep my girl. Yup. Yes it's quite an accomplishment.

...am the only one of 2-3 people on your team that will actually win the game for you through shear average chance.

Awesomest statement of the day.

Awesomest statement of the day.

Thanks, true story.

I am truly impressed by this entire entrance lol bravo!

I am truly impressed by this entire entrance lol bravo!

It's just how I roll.

lol well then might I add: Welcome to GU!

lol well then might I add:

Welcome to GU!

Thanks. Do I get complimentary flowers or Ghirardelli chocolate for writing such a masterpiece though? That would be totally cool.

That, and Bad Company 2's EA servers are down. So I'm a little cranky. Last $100 EA Games and DICE get from me and my brother. Nothing but EPIC failures, and today's the first day of the release.

Would you settle for lindt? They're totally half off lol

I give chocolates, freshly made. And what's a lindt? :\

*sigh* lol it's another chocolate company. The one in our mall is probably closing so everything is 50% off haha it's good stuff though

*sigh* lol it's another chocolate company. The one in our mall is probably closing so everything is 50% off haha it's good stuff though

50% off sale Lindt chocolate? You really need to ask me if I'll settle for something you got on sale? Go get me some real chocolate!

There's no way to compete to be the most average. It will always end in a tie.

That's why I break the tie and win!

You all tied up.